iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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beyondthewater:

neonreef:

goals

ugh she’s such a babe
We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
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girlsinspo:

outfits tumblr

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

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freckul:

nyhmphs:

indie/bambi

bambi/indie blog 
8 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW SO INTERESTING